| 
|
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
|
|
|
|
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
|
|
| 
|
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
|
|
|
|
Rottweiler: Make me.
|
|
| 
|
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
|
|
|
|
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
|
|
| 
|
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
|
|
|
|
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)!
|
|
| 
|
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
|
|
|
|
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
|
|
| 
|
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
|
|
|
|
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
|
|
| 
|
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
|
|
|
|
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
|
|
