A reminder to non-pet owners

For all those non-pet owners who like to visit our house, I would ask that you please remember these simple rules:

  1. They live here. You don't.
  2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it **fur**niture.
  3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
  4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons & daughters who are short, hairy,walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.